A FAREWELL WORD IN CARRIE PREJEAN'S EAR

ALOHA, MISS EX-CALIFORNIA.
DON'T THINK IT HASN'T
BEEN A PANTLOAD.
BUT DARLING,
DO US JUST ONE
LITTLE FAVOR...
ON YOUR WAY DOWN
THE LADDER TO WELL-
DESERVED OBSCURITY
AND WEIGHT GAIN
AFTER A LIFETIME
OF TRADITIONAL
FAMILY VALUES,
AND THE INEVITABLE
ALCOHOLISM , PLEASE
REMEMBER TO SEND
OUR REGARDS TO
ANITA BRYANT.
BIG HUG!

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